My late husband wasn’t useless,

After all he mowed the lawn.

But when it came to lovin’,

He never did nothin’ but make me yawn.

One day I’m doin’ laundry.

Sat on the washer as it started to whirl.

And when the load beneath me

Hit the spin cycle - that made me a happy girl.

Spin Cycle, I’m comin’ clean.

Make me dirty, fulfil my dreams.

Tumble my buttons and shake my seams.

I’ve had my share of offers.

But no boyfriend I could trust

Like twelve wet flannel towels

As a guaranteed way to ease my lust.

Maybe you think it’s dirty.

But isn’t this the perfect place for that?

Rubbing my pretty Maytag

Is the only thing – that ever really skins my cat.

Spin Cycle, I’m comin’ clean.

Make me dirty, fulfil my dreams.

Tumble my buttons and shake my seams.

Nothing against my species,

I like real people a lot.

Most times devices bore me.

But major appliances make me hot.

And that’s a lucky thing girls,

‘Cause if I waited for Prince Charming to come,

I’d still be cold and dry, but

I got some quarters, and extra long agitation.

Don’t need no man. (Don’t need no man)

Don’t need no toy. (Don’t need no toy)

I’m a satisfied girl. (She’s satisfied)

I’m telling ya, boy.

I just jump up on the washer and drop in the coins.

A good vibration starts in my loins –

I got the spin cycle, and that makes me a happy girl.