SONG: EVIL KITTY

THE STENCH OF CATNIP FILLS THE AIR

PEOPLE RUNNING EVERYWHERE

NO ONE HERE CAN LAUGH AT ALL

NOW THAT EVIL KITTY’S COME TO CALL

SEVERED ARMS OF SCREAMING BOYS

SPLEENS AND KIDNEYS BECOME CAT TOYS

EVERYBODY WEARS A FROWN

NOW THAT EVIL KITTY’S COME TO TOWN

LOOK AT EVIL KITTY GO

LOOK AT EVIL KITTY GROW

HE USED TO BE KIND OF FLUFFY AND SMALL

BUT NOW HE’S SEVENTY-FIVE FEET TALL

WHISKERS DRIPPING BLOOD AND GORE

NOW HE’S POISONED THE RESERVOIR.

HE JUST DESTROYED OLD MACDONALD’S FARM

TREATING THE WORLD LIKE A BALL OF YARN