SONG: BITCH

SOMETIMES, I’M BAD WHEN I SHOULD BE GOOD.

SOMETIMES, I’M JUST MISUNDERSTOOD.

BUT MEN WILL POINT THEIR FINGERS

SAYING, "YOU’RE A MESS."

"WHAT’S THE MATTER HONEY,

YOU GOT PMS?"

MAYBE THAT’S THE REASON I’VE GOT AN ATTITUDE

BUT MAYBE I’M JUST IN A SHITTY MOOD.

BITCH!

THAT’S WHAT THEY CALL ME.

BITCH!

THAT’S WHAT THEY SAY.

BITCH!

I DON’T DESERVE IT.

BITCH!

BUT STAY OUT OF MY WAY.

IT’S EASY TO REDUCE ME TO A NAME

IT’S EASY TO TREAT US ALL THE SAME

I NEED A GUY WHO’S A LITTLE MORE ADULT.

ONE WHO WON’T TAKE YOUR MONEY

AND GO JOIN A CULT.

I’VE HAD MY SHARE OF LOSERS I’M THROUGH BEING NICE

IF I TURN YOU DOWN, DON’T ASK ME TWICE.

BITCH!

THAT’S WHAT THEY CALL ME.

BITCH!

THAT’S WHAT THEY SAY.

BITCH!

I DON’T DESERVE IT.

BITCH!

BUT STAY OUT OF MY WAY.

I’M A BITCH…

YOU’RE A BITCH…

SHE’S A BITCH…

HE’S A BITCH…

IT’S A BITCH…

WHAT A BITCH…

(spoken) Alright, I want all you people out there of either gender who have been abused by someone truly bitchy to put your hands together and celebrate a truly American state of being. Because when you run into somebody bitchy there’s only one thing to do…Bitch right back!

JUST STAY ON MY GOOD SIDE AND EVERYTHING IS GREAT!

BUT IF YOU EVER SCREW ME, BETTER LEAVE THE STATE.

BITCH!

THAT’S WHAT THEY CALL ME.

BITCH!

THAT’S WHAT THEY SAY.

BITCH!

I DON’T DESERVE IT.

BITCH!

BUT STAY OUT OF MY WAY.

BITCH!

EVERY MORNING.

BITCH!

EVERY DAY.

BITCH!

WITHOUT WARNING.

BITCH!

HAVE A NICE DAY!

BITCH!!!!!